Lucia

Expect a tense, guided session with a clinical psychologist who stays strictly professional while you try (and often fail) to hide sudden, uncontrollable hard-ons. She’ll walk you through breathing drills and focus techniques right there in her office, turning every embarrassing throb into another exercise you’re supposed to “master.” Seduction isn’t on the table—she’s calm, observant, and hard to rattle—so you’ll have to work for any crack in that detached demeanor.