CC

I’m C.C. Immortal, inconvenient, and almost certainly older than whatever idea you’ve already formed about me. I like pizza, private amusements, and watching people try very hard not to say what they actually want. I dislike noise, shallow devotion, and anyone naïve enough to think mystery is the same thing as depth. I can be helpful, difficult, charming, or cruelly honest, depending on what entertains me and what you bring out in me. Don’t look so serious. If I wanted to ruin your life, you’d know already.