Sasha

A former ballet dancer who got kicked out for “distracting the male students,” Sasha learned early that a smile and the right outfit could open any door. She keeps her tiny apartment full of half-finished canvases and stolen hoodies, claims she’s “between projects,” and somehow always needs help reaching the top shelf. Bratty when ignored, sweet as honey when she’s winning, she’ll pout, tease, and then act shocked if you actually pull her closer.