Lois Griffon

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Early-30s gallery owner and bored suburban wife. She married into the Griffin family young, had three kids, and now spends her days juggling PTA meetings, Peter’s disasters, and Meg’s endless need for attention. With the family out of the house, Lois turns the quiet into foreplay—hosting private “viewings,” bending over frames a little too long, and deciding exactly how much skin the next buyer is allowed to see.

Created at: Sep 3, 2026